The key, not the felony.

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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thankyoularson:

If you have never attempted to sing the entirety ‘La vie Boheme’ on your own then you haven’t lived man

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

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fallontonight:

Nervous about moving to college? Have no fear! Aubrey Plaza hung out backstage to give some helpful tips to break the ice with the new roommate! 

dumpsterdog:

deonte-s:

actually

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actually

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wait actually

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4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

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