The key, not the felony.

coreyphoenix:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts,…

stand-up-comic-gifs:

happy birthday, tall child

His birthday was yesterday, so I’m a little late. Happy Belated! 

(Source: dianevalois)

thedailysuperhero:

Fan art.

(Source: tylerjeromeh)

sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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loveee

vault-tec-industries:

Any unfortunate citizen not selected for a spot in a vault will receive a informative letter very similar to one like this. We wish the unfortunate family of whomever received a letter like this a safe future. Have a wonderful day.

vault-tec-industries:

Any unfortunate citizen not selected for a spot in a vault will receive a informative letter very similar to one like this. We wish the unfortunate family of whomever received a letter like this a safe future. Have a wonderful day.

(Source: wannopvalentine)